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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
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Then came..
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can you tell me something about yourself?
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Minds and Behinds
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