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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Is Matt Gaetz qualified to be Attorney General of the United States?

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

As a woman, what would be you response to a male friend’s offer of a full body massage?

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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Loons and Moons

share office space ...

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Then came..

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Can you tell me something about yourself?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Can a Trump supporter explain what was wrong with what Bishop Budde said to Donald Trump?

Another attempt resulted in ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Minds and Behinds

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